What did you expect? Im not perfect

Me in a speedo. I know girls. I’m hot. #selfiesunday #imsexyandiknowit #superhot #speedo #ocean

Hahaha conversation with my best friend 😂 @conorcates #imaplayboymodel #imaveragethough #definitleynotmorganfreeman #wearentgayiswear

My fingers on my left hand are completely numb. I also cant feel them and can barely move them. Challenge excepted. #xboxswag #brokenelbow #sacrificeforthegame #cantfeelmyfingers #handisnumb #callofduty #blackops2

I have to find some sort of entertainment while going through hell at the hospital. E.t. Phone home (at Medical Center of Lewisville)

whenicant-sleep-atnight:

mcrtistheweapon:

b-l-o-0-d:

impl0de:

misty-bliss:

d3cide:

women-with-knives:

screaminggetsyounowhere:

Already reblogged this today but really it’s one of my favorite gifs. I’ve stared at this for the longest time waiting for it to go off and through my skull.

scary shit bro.

Ay

holy shit

right when you see their finger move close your eyes

I like this

I’m staring down a loaded gun.

I love guns

(via loosur)

(via miacherie)

imduzzy:

harleywilliam:

bennyfuckinleeiy:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha

OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR

I CHOKED

OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHHA

Oh my god LOL

(via living-wild)

(via distraction)

Best quote ever

(via looses)

• Question: Im fed up lol. But why only 4 hours? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Our flight was delayed and I didn’t get home till 2. And my dad made me go to school. And I’m sorry you’re upset. I’m here if you want to talk